Bishowiming (or Insert Homophobic Slur Here) – Anime Critique: Free! ~Eternal Summer

Title: Free! Eternal Summer
Format: TV series
Genre: sports, shonen, shonen ai, bishonen
Series Creator: Kōji Ōji
Series Director: Hiroko Utsumi
Studio: Kyoto Animation, Animation Do
Series length: 13 episodes
Original Airing dates: July 2 – September 24, 2014
Reviewed format: high def download with fan subs



Following the events of Free! ~ Iwatobi Swim Club, Haruka, Makoto, Nagisa and Rei find themselves driven to compete as a stronger rely team. As they try to overcome their individual weaknesses in the poor, they also have to contend with what to do after high school as well as reach the national swimming championships in order to justify their club. Parallel to this, at rival Samezuka Academy, Rin is working to achieve his dream of competing on the world stage whilst dealing with the pressures of being made team captain, when a childhood friend returns to see that Rin doesn’t get distracted from reaching his dream.


Am going to start off by saying how much it pissed me off to see all the homophobic reactions to this & the first series -with fansubber group Commie even putting “Gay Swimming” into the titles. You know what? Fuck you all for having such attitudes. Just because a series doesn’t pander to your pathetic & limited heterosexual needs by having a pair of underaged tits bounce across the screen every 5 fucking seconds doesn’t give you the right to slam it because it’s more slanted more towards female and homosexual fandom groups. Fuck you & your pathetic narrowminded attitudes. You’re not the fucking target audience so fuck off & have a wank over your paedo-bait waifu, you pathetic pack of self-entitles little syphilis crusted cumstains!

You know you love it!
You know you love it!

OK, that being said, Free! ~Eternal Summer is the direct sequel to Free! ~Iwatobi Swim Club from 2013. Following on a few weeks after the ending of that series. The four members of the Iwatobi Swim Club have promised to do better so they can race together at the next big swim club meet (after they were disqualified from the last rely they entered by having Rin, a non-member, race with them). They attempt to become a better team as well as recruit new members. At the same time, Rin & the members of the Samezuka Academy swim team are coming to terms with their new roles as well as the inclusion of a supposedly powerful swim & Rin’s childhood friend, Sousuke -who has a heavy agenda of his own to enact.

Where the 1st season of Free! was about rediscovering one’s passion, the 2nd is more about finding &/or one’s dream. Now that Haruka, Mokoto & Rin are now all 3rd years in High School, they have to think about what they want to do in the future. If they have their ability to follow their truest dreams & if they really have any dreams at all.

This is a pretty standard narrative trope for the teen & shonen sports genres but unlike series like Haikyu!! or Slam Dunk, Free! is far more focussed on characters & their relationships rather than having them as padding to the sports centric narrative. The characters are all given fairly well developed backstories & relationships, which drive their actions & agency rather than simply being motivated by getting stronger & stronger. In Free! strength of the body is secondary to strength of will that is needed to push through any physical or mental blocks & gain a greater sense of self. Teamwork & functioning as a cohesive unit also takes precedent over individual victory & glory -since it’s about being a rely team rather than individuals pushing through in their own events (though that is part of the series).

They're keeping your attraction to them a secret.
They’re keeping your attraction to them a secret.

Despite the ensemble cast, the real focus is still on the swimming prodigy, Haruka (called Haru by his friends because Haruka is basically a feminine name) & his rivalry/friendship with his former friend from childhood Rin (who is drawn with shark-like teeth, which was a running gag in the 1st season). What’s between them -besides obvious boiling sexual tension- is a symbiotic form of competition; where they feed off each other to get better. Not out of some drive to be superior but because they bring out the best drive in each other. Haru is obsessed with water, believing it to be alive & symbiotic to his own life, but his swimming suffers the moment he thinks that he can no longer be free to swim how & when he wants. Whereas Rin wants to achieve his deceased father’s goal of swimming in the Olympics but he can only find his motivation from seeing Haru doing so well. They pull each other up to greater levels rather than the typical trope of pushing each other in heated contests but Haru still remains obsessed with only swimming “free” (which everyone assumes means freestyle) & his relationship with the ethereal medium of water.

Speaking of that, I honestly think that Haru might actually be a non-savant autistic because he features several markers of low spectrum autism. Including poor communication skills, the inability to make basic eye contact with people, obsessive likings & habits (such as always eating mackerel) & having very focussed skills/talents in limited fields -namely swimming & his obsession to always be doing that activity. Which is reflected in his sitting in the bath for hours on end, wearing his swimmers, so he can just be close to the water. These possible autistic traits aren’t really commented upon by the characters but if you look at the series through that lens it can go someway to explaining much of Haru’s odd behaviour. But Haru isn’t the only character with odd quirks.

Look at that. Hot!
Look at that. Hot!

The connecting thing for the 5 main male characters is that they all have feminine names, so people often tease them by adding chan, so Nagisa often does it anyway. Mainly to show his free spirit & affectionate nature but also because he’s the show’s main twink so has to do all the cute fairy-like things; despite being the cute, childish one, Nagisa is tenacious to get the club going because he wants to swim with his friends & will do almost anything to keep it going; he also swims the breaststroke leg in the rely. You then have Rei, who is the glasses wearing pretty boy who is obsessed with all things beautiful, loudly rejecting anything that he thinks is ugly; originally he couldn’t swim but joined the swimming club after witnessing the beauty of Haru’s swimming style; he’s since mastered the butterfly & has secretly trained with Rin to be able to do the other main strokes (*giggle*). Makoto is the mature, almost mother figure of the group; he cares deeply for Haru but is unable to bring himself to push Haru into the future that he thinks that he deserves; he swims the backstroke but is equally good with free style too.

Goh's sthenolagnia in full bloom.
Goh’s sthenolagnia in full bloom.

In reverse to the males with feminine names, you have Gō (also spelt Goh), Rin’s doting sister & manager, who has a serious case of sthenolagnia; basically being unable to do anything in the presence of nice muscles. She also believes that everyone else loves muscles as much as her, so she always tries to promote the swim club by getting them to show off the muscle groups that she thinks each individual member has. Gō is joined by club supervisor, Miho, who used to be a bikini model & despises anyone mentioning her past or even finding out about it; she often uses weird quotes to sum up arguments or offer encouragement. Their group is rounded off by former swim coach, Goro(-chan), who makes a greater appearance then he did in the 1st series as assistant coach to the club & owner of the rebuild public swimming pool where all the boys (minus Rei) first swam together. Rin’s swim team equally have their quirks but will spoil things too much to go into them.

Though the new to the 2nd season character Sousuke brings a new dynamic to the series. Initially telling Haru to stay away from Rin because he feels Haru’s lack of serious dedication to swimming will only drag Rin down. Yet he isn’t some 2nd dimension antagonist; he has his own reasons for joining Rin’s team & wishing to see his friend achieve his dreams. All which make him a more rounded, interesting character.

Sakura swimming
Sakura swimming

Like to many other series this season, Free! ~Eternal Summer is exceptionally beautiful to look at. It’s bright, almost luminous as you see light reflected off water. The water physics is also spot on, with how bodies move through it on the surface, when they dive, how to shifts & surges. So much detail is paid to getting it right. Just like the detail put into the character designs; with all the boys being pretty & the girls generally being cute. Everyone has fairly unique designs (although it can be hard to recognise Rei at a glance with his glasses off), with a lot of detail going into their bodies. Which a lot of idiots online seem to complain about. Honestly, how can you have a shower if you can’t stand seeing a male body? Fucking idiots.

Look at the light & those bubbles.
Look at the light & those bubbles.

Anyway, it’s clear that the creators loved swimming it also shows that someone in the creative team loved something else just as much: Australia.

In one episode, Rin & Haru travel to Australia -where Rin went to try to be a professional swimmer when he was a kid- & the detail that they put into trying to get Sydney right was pretty good. They naturally showed the Harbour Bridge & a few other landmarks around the place but they got the interior of Australia domestic homes rights & showed the little idiosyncratic designs of the hostels around the area known as The Rocks (a place I used to know well from working around the area) just right. They also seemed to have hired a few Australia voice actors (& some Yanks to do bad Aussie accents) because some are spot on (the female voices mainly). & the seiyu who plays Rin, Miyano Mamoru has exceptionally competent English skills in his scenes in Australia.

There’s also the recurring image & theme of a hawk appearing through the series. Yes, hawks have nothing to do with swimming but they do symbolise masculine power & freedom. Being unfettered by chains & weighed down to the Earth. Which is pretty much the core theme of the series: breaking free of what constrains you & doing what you love most in life with all the passion that you can. Even if you have to struggle to find or do what you love most.

In the end, I do highly recommend both seasons of Free! for their uniqueness in terms of characters & plots as well as pushing subtle homoeroticism on mainstream television in a still very homophobic country. Honestly, if you have an issue with this kind of thing, shut your fucking mouth & don’t watch it! But if you aren’t a narrowminded scumsucker & really enjoy great characters, pretty animation & quirky gags, this is a top tier series to watch. Pretty much banzai! woman & homosexuals being able to get their fan service in a show. I’m neither a woman or gay but I still support them getting their share of the service if it means reducing it in other shows in exchange for better plots & enhanced humour.

Come get some, son! You know you love that man-love shit!
Come get some, son! You know you love that man-love shit!

Lustful Lascivious Little Lolis – Anime Critique: Fate/kaleid liner Prisma Illya 2wei!

64175Title: Fate/kaleid liner Prisma Illya 2wei!
Format: TV anime
Genre: fantasy, magical girl, comedy, parody
Series Creator:  Hiroshi Hiroyama
Series Director: Shin Onuma
Studio: Silver Link
Series length: 10 episodes
Original Airing dates: July 9 – September 10, 2014
Reviewed format: High def download with fan subs


Illyasviel von Einzbern is an ordinary elementary school student who becomes a magical girl when the magical Kaleidostick Ruby deems her a more suitable master than the sorceress, Rin Tosaka. Rin, who had been tasked by the wizard Zelretch to collect the seven Class Cards containing the spirits of Heroic Spirits from legend, finds that she is unable to change Ruby’s mind and must supervise Illya in completing the task of collecting the Class Cards. During Illya’s adventures, she receives a friend and rival in a girl named Miyu, the contracted master of the Kaleidostick Sapphire, which similarly abandoned its original master and Rin’s rival, Luvia Edelfelt.

After a series of battles, Illya and Miyu were able to collect all Cards and became good friends, while Rin and Luvia remained in Japan by the order of Zelretch. However, the appearance of Kuroe, a girl with a striking resemblance to Illya, soon complicates their lives as she attempts to eliminate Illya.


To begin with, it’s hard to criticise a series for (hyper) sexualisation when it’s a spin-off of an ecchi game/Visual Novel. Yet the original (& not terribly great) Fate/Stay Night anime wasn’t as sexualised as the Fate/kaleid liner Prisma Illya franchise is. What kicks F/klPI and its sequel series into low cheer is the hypersexualisation of lolis. I’ve already beat the drum over my extreme distaste for this with the previous season’s reviews but I just have to kick it again.


& don’t get on your high horses & say that it’s strictly a Japanese thing & we shouldn’t judge them too harshly for it. Have you seen Toddlers & Tiaras?! That shit makes you want to puke!

Anyway, anyway, the review, the review. . .

My general expression watching this series.
My general expression watching this series.

Fate/kaleid liner Prisma Illya 2wei! Is the direct sequel to last year’s loli-fest Magical Girl parody Type-Moon spin-off series, basically picking up right after the events of Fate/kaleid liner Prisma Illya. There are still many plot threads to address from the get go, such as Miyu’s true identity, but that is all put aside for the introduction of Kuroe (Clo in the fan-sub, short for clone) -Illya’s doppelganger who is an incarnation of the Archer Heroic Spirit (it all makes sense if you know the main Fate/Stay Night series & characters). At first, Kuroe wants to kill Illya so she can legitimise her own existence but, with props to the writers for this, it actually goes deeper than Kuroe merely being a doppelganger, being back connections to the original Holy Grail Wars from Fate/Stay Night & why that battle never occurred within the Fate/kaleird liner universe.

Type-Moon always interconnect their stories with transdimensional crossovers, with various characters having different connections or incarnations. It comes from their Visual Novel/video game origins to explain their multiple endings & how they can all be canon. F/klPI is deep within this but you don’t need a knowledge of the tie in series to watch it.

The other thing that F/klPI2 has in it is lots of underage lesbianism. Because in someone’s mind the only thing hotter than sexualisation underaged girls is making them perform homoerotic acts as well.

More of the yuri stuff is more connected with Miyu’s growing romantic attachment to Illya, her jealousy over little actions & wanting to connect more to her -not only as a fellow Magical Girl but also as a firned. Where it crosses the line is when Kuroe deep kisses the other female cast members to drain them of their mana so she can power herself (mana = life energy for her). Part of me things that I can ignore it because it’s played off for comic value (Illya’s friends angry at her because they think Kuroe is her) but when they show Kuroe really going for it on Miyu, I really had to fast forward.

If this gets you off, you're one sick twisted piece of shit!
If this gets you off, you’re one sick twisted piece of shit!

To be honest, the comedy stuff is what kept me watching (that & my pathetic addiction to knowing what happens in narratives & solving loose plot threads). They play off a lot of the comedy on altering or playing up certain character traits. Like Illya’s adoptive stepbrother’s ignorance of the women around him, Illya’s near yandere affection for him (especially in the face of Kuroe) & her extreme reactions to what her magical want Ruby makes her do.

The act of a extremely lustful loli.
The act of a extremely lustful loli.

To be honest: the majority of the plot is focussed on Illya trying to protect her everyday life. She likes being a Magical Girl but this series falls more into the Mahou Madoka style of making a Magical Girl’s life as brutal as fuck. The previous series dealt with the life/death struggle that people with power on a mission must endure, so this 2nd series falls more into the trope of protecting one’s everyday mundane life but also protecting those whom you love. This plays out in the last two episodes, where the brutally powerful character Bazett Fraga McRemitz is introduced & Illya realises what her real duty is. Fighting on despite being drastically underpowered.

Unfortunately, that whole plot point won’t be resolved until next year, when Part 2 of Fate/kaleid liner Prisma Illya 2wei! is released. Which is a bit of a pisser but they are supposedly combining it with plot elements of the ongoing 3rd manga series.

In the end, Fate/kaleid liner Prisma Illya 2wei! has its moments & its connections to the larger Type-Moon omniniverse is a nice hook but it pretty much is a series for paedos because of the extreme hyersexualisation in some scenes. If you have issue with that, well: Come At Me, Bro!

That being said: I will probably watch the 3rd series just to know how it all ends & the series overall connection to the Fate/Stay Night universe but part of me would rather just wait for the upcoming new Fate/Stay Night Unlimited Blade Works anime which is out later this year.

So, paedos & Type-Moon fans feel free to watch but the latter better not mix with the former less bad things happen.