Happy Nerd Year for 2015

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As 2014 draws to an end, I have to thank my regular readers for taking the time to go over this random corner of the geek-net. As well as thank all the random readers & spambots who up my page count & search rank -you’re doing Cthulhu‘s work.

Next year I plan (but may not deliver) on expanding this blog to cover things like Trading Card Games, interviews fairly well known online people -such as webcomic artists/creators, receiving input from other contributors as well as adding some animated video blogs (if the animator comes through). As well as actually writing more literal, manga, comic & television reviews & articles like I had originally promised that I would do.

I should also rank some of the best & worse anime of the year (since that’s my focus).

The best series of the year is without a doubt KILL la KILL because it was so original, twisted & fun to watch. It came out of nowhere, challenged so many assumptions & tropes & held your attention for the entire 24 episode span with twist after bizarre twist. If the DVDs weren’t only 4 episodes were pack, I’d be buying them to rewatch again.

KilllakillpromoOther notable titles of the year include the yet to be reviewed Gugure! Kokkuri-san because of how funny it is, Akame ga Kiru! because of the delicate balance that it strikes, Tokyo Ghoul because of it’s originality & brutality & Gekkan Shōjo Nozaki-kun because it was just fucking funny & completely original.

There are a few honour mentions too but am too lazy to make a list.

The worse anime of the year: well, there can only be one winner of that & it is Seikoku no Dragonar.

No other series that I personally watched (meaning there might have been others that I didn’t see) was as disgusting or pathetic as this series. The thought of it still sickens me but not as much as the fact that there is a dedicated fan base for such awful shite!

There were other series this year backed with disgusting or objectionable content but Seikoku no Dragonar was the one that struck me as the utter worst. I listed the reasons why in the review & I really don’t want to revisit that trauma.

I hope that next year’s anime doesn’t stoop to such levels but I am afeared that things can & will get worse in that stake.

At any rate, 2014 is drawing to a close as I type.

I’m genuinely looking forward to what 2015 will bring in terms of anime/manga/light novels, books, films, comics & all kinds of geeky sundries. there is already a lot to look forward to & sure to be more than a surprises on the way.

So, I wish everyone a Happy Nerd Year for 2015 & for everyone to have a joyous & hangover free time if you’re partying it up.

tamayay

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“Then I’ll make my own series -with lolis & tentacles!” – Anime Critique: Seikoku no Dragonar

Seikoku_no_Dragonar_light_novel_vol_1Title: Seikoku no Dragonar (Dragonar Academy, The Star-Marked Dragonar)
Format: TV series
Genre: fantasy, ecchi, harem, action, hentai
Series Creator: Shiki Mizuchi
Series Director: Shunsuke Tada & Tomoyuki Kurokawa
Studio: C-Station
Series length: 12 episodes
Original Airing dates: April 5, 2014 – June 21, 2014
Reviewed format: high def download with fan subs


Synopsis:

“In a land of dragons, where citizens called breeders tame their dragon pals. Races of dragons are born from breeders who are given a Seikoku: a dragon star-shape brand.

Learning to ride and tame dragons comes easy to most students at Ansarivan Dragonar Academy—except for first-year student Ash Blake, who is known by his classmates as the “number one problem child.” Despite his unfashionably large star-shaped brand that marks him as a future dragon master, he has nothing to show for it. His dragon has never appeared. Until now, that is. One fateful day, Ash’s dragon awakes in full glory, but appears different than any dragon ever seen before—in the form of a beautiful girl! What’s more, Ash soon discovers that this new dragon has attitude to spare, as she promptly informs him that she is the master, and he, the servant. Ash’s problems with dragon riding have only just begun.”


Review:

When I wrote my review for Strike The Blood some time back, I had a check list that cited the genericness & cliche of that series, so here we shall repeat that list to see what Seikoku no Dragonar adds to the realm of anime (other than sweet fuck all!).

So, for the sake of repetition & making a point, here’s the list:

Does Seikoku no Dragonar have the following?:

  •     One male protagonist with hidden power? Check!
  •     Also slightly perverted? Check!
  •     Redeems himself by having a pure heart & protects his friends to the risk of his own life? Check!
  •     Tsundere style violent love interest? Check!
  •     Female characters as potential love rivals for the female protagonist? Check!
  •     Secret supernatural powers? Check!
  •     Plenty of useless fan-service? Once again: Check & motherfucking check!

So, what does Seikoku no Dragonar add?

Well, lolicon & tentacle rape. (SFW link)

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That’s pretty much it.

I despised this series so much.

Despised it for being cliche. Despised it for rewarding the male gaze every chance it got. Despised for pushing the hypersexualisation of female characters to new lows in a TV broadcast (although I think Kenzen Robo Daimidaler still holds that title, which is why I warned you all from watch it). Despised it for being everything wrong with modern Japanese media.

When the tentacle rape happened in such a blatant & disgusting way I honestly should have stopped watching it & wrote a rant about why it was despicable. Yet it was so like a car crash & I couldn’t turn away out of the dissonant belief that it couldn’t get any worse than it did.

Oh, how wrong I was, dear reader. As the tentacle rape & extreme hypersexualisation only got worse & worse as the series progressed. Every shot of the female characters was sexualised in same way. From the camera just staring at a pair of tits as their owner talked -their head out of shot- to how every female action is performed in a way that the camera pans up & down their bodies. How even if the female characters are powerful & empowered in their own right, they are still turned into nothing but a pile of meat for the eye to absorb. How during the attack of the tentacle rapey undead dragons (not a phrase I’d every thought I’d write yet anime does it to me again) all the women’s clothing was torn off yet the men remained dressed, despite being restrained in the same fashion. The two worse things were how they had the tentacles probe every part of the female anatomy whilst the victims gave off pleasured noises Actually even worse than that were the two loli characters & how they were brutally sexualised by the oft mentioned tentacles or spent the majority of their onscreen time either naked or in a state of general undress.

The non-female designs are also just plain ugly. Especially the dragons.

They all look the same (just like white people really) but are so brutally ungainly & clumsily designed it borders on the sickening. They don’t look in any way graceful or powerful, just lumps of scaled muscle with stubby wings & hideous heads. I suppose this is because they spent the majority of their animation budget on the female characters tits (or the lolis’ lumps).

Maybe I’m just a media sadomasochist who can’t crawl away from what he hates (see my rant on the Little Busters! series).

I should spend more time deconstructing the series, saying how badly rendered all the characters are, how cliched it is or how the relationships between the characters & their various overlapping backstories are formed but it’s all fucking meaningless when the series is so devoid of taste, charm or moderation.

I don’t recommend this series to anyone & if you like you are one sick sad fucker you needs serious help in the form of a knee right to your fucking jaw.

It’s also based upon a Light Novel series & I despise to think how close the anime is to that. The manga is worse in terms of hypersexualisation, so avoid that more.

Now have to scrub my skin with acid to get this series off me!

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